FRIDAY, March 29, 2024
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Conspiracy theories galore

Conspiracy theories galore

What a field day it was for conspiracy theories in The Sunday Nation!

The big story was, of course, Yingluck’s escape, and whether or not it was engineered by the authorities. Then it was the turn of the “Have Your Say” chatterati. Robin Grant questioned JC Wilcox’s theories regarding the “commandeering” of UK churches as mosques and the Rothschilds’ control of global banking. The noisome Simon Ordsall went on to accuse Wilcox of using aliases to write all the letters on subjects that Ordsall doesn’t agree with (which is rather a lot). Finally, Ye Olde Pedant claimed that Horace Beasley had been locked in his garage by Constance Beasley (Mrs) for making lurid comments on slavery and on his lust for the cute “Sweet Yingsy”.
I draw on the above to contribute my own theory. Did Constance check who else was in the garage before she locked the door? If not, I suggest that the authorities raid the Beasley residence forthwith. Yingluck Shinawatra is not in Dubai, nor Montenegro; she is, at this moment, locked up in Horace Beasley’s garage.
And by the way, Ordsall, I am not  JC Wilcox.
Nigel Pike

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