THURSDAY, March 28, 2024
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Long live the vegans

Long live the vegans

I have good news for vegans who claim to live longer than the rest of us. Now you can even live longer than you expect.

A study by the University of Sheffield, UK, shows that shunning sex is conducive to a long life. It studied sex lives of beetles and discovered those that mate every day die young. Those that didn’t mate lived longer. Moreover, leader of the research Dr Michael Siva-Jothey said, “Nuns tend to have a longer lifespan than women with children.” 
So, let’s eat a lot of grains, fruits, vegetables, no animal products and limit sex only for inheritance.
Somsak Pola
Samut Prakarn
 

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