THURSDAY, March 28, 2024
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Hasta la vista, baby

Hasta la vista, baby

Re: "I'm not perfect: Schwarzenegger admits having multiple affairs", World, October 2.

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a lot of chutzpah, trying to rehabilitate himself in the public eye after so shamelessly betraying his wife, Maria Shriver. He was recently quoted in Newsweek magazine as saying that, if things didn’t work out with Maria, he’d get himself “a 20-year-old honey”. I have news for him. She’d better be a stupid 20-year-old honey, because no woman with a functioning brain would ever go within groping distance of this sleazebag.
Even my husband Horace, who has always been a big Arnold fan, is disillusioned. He has been hanging around some British riffraff recently and has picked up some of their mannerisms. He says Arnold has blotted his copybook and is a lying coont. I don’t know what that means, but it doesn’t sound good.
Arnold has the gall to try to spin his way out of this through California psychobabble. “I became an expert in living in denial,” he confesses. Horace says that translates as: “I’m a lying coont.”   
I urge everyone to boycott this man’s book and all his forthcoming movies. He’s an arrogant egomaniac who thinks he can get away with anything. It’s time for the world to hit him with a reality check and let him know he’s been terminated.
Constance Beasley
Bangkok  
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