Tempt the wrath of the angel dolls at your peril
Re: “When the trend dies, will there be a heaven for ‘child angels’?” Burning Issue, January 29.
I cannot believe the depth of theological ignorance that seems to prevail in your newsroom. Your writer asks questions that reveal a naivete incredible to anyone who knows the slightest bit about metaphysics.
As an angel-doll-management specialist, I can tell you that people might regard angel dolls as lucky charms, but the dolls can turn unlucky pretty fast if they’re offended, and especially if they’re openly disrespected, mocked or laughed at. These dolls are highly sensitive and they have supernatural powers. Watch what happens to the hapless airline that treats them as luggage and tosses them into the cargo hold. Watch what happens to the unfortunate flight attendant who refuses to serve them a glass of Pinot Blanc just because they’re not human. Watch what happens to that resort in Sakhon Nakhon that bans “owners” of the dolls. And by the way, watch your terminology. Nobody “owns” an angel doll. People “host” them. The humans are the hosts, and the dolls are their guests. You wouldn’t make fun of a guest. You wouldn’t toss a guest into the cargo hold or refuse to serve her a glass of wine, or ban her from your resort. We hear a lot about human rights, but I wonder where the angel-doll-rights people are in all of this. This is a cause that Eric Bahrt should latch onto and talk to death.
Your writer reveals a commendable intelligence only at the end of her column, when she asks where the dolls will go when they fall out of fashion and nobody cares for them anymore. People had better watch out for that. Angel dolls can wreak a terrible vengeance if they sense they are no longer loved. There is the well-known case of an angel doll whose spirit had been infused into her by a Benz-owning monk. Her hosts were killed in a car crash. Then there was a doll whose spirit-infuser had been a condominium-owning monk. Her hosts fell to their deaths from the 87th floor of their condominium. So beware the curse of the angel dolls. See the well-known Chucky movies for more macabre possibilities. The recommended procedure for dealing with angel dolls who are no longer wanted is to put them up for adoption by underprivileged children, who will love them even if you don’t.
Mor Doo Bin
Angel Doll Management Specialist
