IQ-test everyone and appoint winner as president

Well, so what are they waiting for? Let’s give IQ tests to Donald Trumpadoodle and the entire zoo. The Amurcan pipple want to know! And also the non-Amurcan ones. We want to know the IQ not only of Donnie the Mouth, but also of his entire team (Rex Tillerson, “Mad Dog” Mattis, HR McMaster, John Kelly, Sarah Huckabee Sanders), those who ought to be on his team but don’t act it (Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, Bob Corker, Lindsey Graham, John McCain), his family (Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka, Tiffany, little Barron, Melania, Ivana), the opposition (Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary, Bill, Obama) and just for the fun of it, the also-rans (Harvey Weinstein, Anthony Weiner). Let’s have a blue-ribbon team of top-notch psychologists subject the whole gang to a barrage of IQ tests and put the results out there for all to savour. I bet the winner will be Jared Kushner, because he’s the only one smart enough to keep his mouth shut. Make the smartest one president and shoot the rest.
I had my IQ tested when I was younger, but they never let me know the results. Something about being “detrimental to his self-esteem”. I’m still trying to figure out what they meant by that.
Horace Beasley