There’s been a huge misunderstanding – the word used was ‘Sleepwhole’
It is indeed regrettable that President Trump was misheard during his recent comments to US politicians.
The word he actually used was “Sleepwhole”, a brand-new pillow brand that has the nightly privilege of accompanying POTUS to bed.
“Sleepwhole” is a unique companion to “Mattresswhole” and guarantees no stains will be left by midnight feasts involving juicy burgers, chocolate shakes, etc. Another attractive feature is the in-built alarm clock which will softly alert you with a friendly buzz when you need to tweet, etc, in the middle of the night. Indeed, the whole “Sleepwhole” experience is so comfortable and dreamy that you may want to go to bed as early as 6.30pm.
By the way, “Sleepwhole” is the least racist pillow you will ever lay your head on. It makes no distinction on the grounds of ethnic origin or where you happen to live – the White House, the Black House, wherever. Our company team is currently working on an in-built exercise vibrator which will enable you to lose weight overnight without undue exertion.
Barry Kenyon (marketing executive)
Pattaya
