FRIDAY, March 29, 2024
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Deity not guilty, says Bible

Deity not guilty, says Bible

Professor Eric Sprankle accuses God of being a rapist for impregnating the Virgin Mary without her consent.

For enlightenment on this matter the good professor only needs to read the Gospel of Mark, which was possibly the first gospel written, or the Acts of the Apostles, which were the first New Testament books written. Then he would properly understand the situation, which indicates in fact that there is a complete lack of evidence of any “crime”, so God gets off scot-free, so to speak. 
Those Presbyterians north of the border were never that keen on Christmas anyway; only in recent years has Christmas Day been a holiday in Scotland. In any event, Yuletide is something of a pagan festival – so put on your Santa hat and get out the mistletoe.
Ian Martin

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