After 20 years of crafting premium smoothies, Squeeze by Tipco is closing its doors, with today marking the final day of service.

This green smoothie is not magical. It will not detoxify you (your liver, lungs and digestive system do that just fine) or cleanse you (food doesn't make you clean or dirty) or fulfill the overblown promises inevitably made about one food or another right after the New Year's ball drops.