Reports from South Africa tell of park rangers finding the remains of three men who had been armed with rifles and axes as they illegally entered the park to kill rhinos and cut off their horns for the illicit trade in such nonsense.
Fortunately for the rhinos, a pride of lions intervened and ate the men for lunch.
Lions 3, Poachers nil. Hooray!
It’s just a pity the lions didn’t have a camera so they could post the pictures on Facebook, gloating over their kill.