‘I wish you a miserable Xmas!’ A cheerless vegan hypocrite writes...

How thoughtful of Jenny Moxham, at this time of festive cheer and goodwill to all men, to grind her militant vegan axe on this page once again. Having excoriated the rest of us for tucking into our meaty Christmas fare, I trust she will contemplate her plate of dead vegetation and spare a thought for the countless quadrillions of insects and other sentient animal life that died slow and horrible deaths from pesticides and other foul chemicals to make it happen.
I have christened my turkey “Jenny” this year, and before it goes in the oven, I shall particularly enjoy ramming stuffing up its backside.
Merry Christmas to all – yes – even you, Jenny!
Nigel Pike
Phang Nga