Wild, paranoid conspiracy theory about Have My Say  

The Nation’s favourite conspiracy theorist, arch-bigot and peddler of hate, Dr Frankfurt-School, once again expresses his notion that Have Your Say’s more conservative scribes are in fact “alter-egos” of a single writer. Why stop there? Has anyone considered the delicious possibility that the entire Have Your Say column is written by a single person? I have in mind an eccentric Nation hack, of sharp intellect and wicked sense of humour, a Jekyll and Hyde character who prances, cackling, around the newsroom as he conjures up the day’s subject material, invoking a mix of both fear and respect among his colleagues. Look no further than Have Your Say last week. Mr Hyde was clearly in control until Wednesday, but gave way to the soothing Dr Jekyll on Thursday. Whoever he is, keep up the good work!
Nigel Pike (or is it??)
Phang Nga