In his latest frothing diatribe, Dr Frank once again insults the more learned contributors of factual evidence and informed opinion to this column as “flatulent phytophage windy-wallets and other out-of-orbit space cadets”.
As the most prolific emitter of wallets full of windy phytophagic flatulence on this page, I suggest he attempts a return to orbit, descends to Planet Earth, goes to the lavatory and takes a good look at himself in the mirror.
And that’s where he should preferably stay, because that’s where flatulence belongs.
Nigel Pike