Lofty notions plunge to Earth

MONDAY, MAY 14, 2018

Re: “Islam is now the bogeyman”, Have Your Say, May 14.

In his latest frothing diatribe, Dr Frank once again insults the more learned contributors of factual evidence and informed opinion to this column as “flatulent phytophage windy-wallets and other out-of-orbit space cadets”. 
As the most prolific emitter of wallets full of windy phytophagic flatulence on this page, I suggest he attempts a return to orbit, descends to Planet Earth, goes to the lavatory and takes a good look at himself in the mirror.
And that’s where he should preferably stay, because that’s where flatulence belongs.
Nigel Pike