May the Lord have mercy on the sin-stained soul of Horace Beasley

“But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” Matthew 5:28.
Well, Horace, “a woman” surely includes the naked one with a staple through her nipple and belly button that you were looking at. And “if your right hand causes you to sin”, you’re supposed to cut it off (Matthew 5:30). 
But wait! Please don’t cut off a limb (any limb), okay?
Yes, it’s true there was also that guy named Onan who spilled “his seed on the ground” and “the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also” Genesis 38:9-10.
But Horace, no one condemns you, least of all me. Go, and sin no more.
Somsak Pola
Samut Prakan