Is Film next to butter Pancake?
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Khemmanij "Pancake" Jamikorn never lets herself disappear from the headlines for long.
Mere weeks after breaking up with Arak “Pe” Supamornsiri, she made a surprise appearance at the opening of actor-singer Ratthaphoom “Film” Tokhongsab’s new cinematic firm.
“Oh, no!” her fans cried en masse, seeing their heroine as another innocent fly wandering into filthy Film’s actress-swallowing parlour.
“We’re just friends!” came the inevitable reassurance, but it was almost exactly one year ago that Pancake – having just split up with Sukollawat “Weir” Kanaros – attended another event and got chatting with Pe. They were co-starring in a TV drama at the time.
“We’re just friends!” Pancake and Pe said as they headed off to his parlour.
Manly man
Hollywood star Mark wahlberg had to admit on Wednesday that maybe he was a little out of line claiming that if he’d been on those jets that were hijacked on 9/11, he could have taken out the terrorists and saved America.
Somebody from Men’s Journal was interviewing Wahlberg about his new action flick “Contraband” and asked what he would have done – being a tough guy and all – if he’d been on one of the planes that hit the World Trade Centre on September 11, 2001.
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did,” Marky Mark replied.
“There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘Okay, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry’.”
That’s how guys talk when they forget to turn off the testosterone tap. Later, when their gonads return to normal size, they sound like this:
“To speculate about such a situation is ridiculous to begin with, and to suggest I would have done anything differently than the passengers on that plane was irresponsible.
“I deeply apologise to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention.”
You should just let Steven Seagal handle questions like this.
