Well, well, Dr Frank resorts to insulting my law-abiding, upstanding husband whom he doesn’t even know. Who is Dr Frank anyway? That actually sounds like a cartoon name. Could be Dr Nobody or Dr Not Important. Is he a real doctor and, if so, a doctor of what? Maybe he is one of those people who have been moved to an inactive post and as such has nothing to do but insult people and write nonsense. That’s it! Dr Nonsense.
Come on, Herr Dokter: get off your inactive backside and do something useful. You could come over and help Hamish with the ironing.
Mrs Hamish (Heidi) Watters