Who would want to be famous?

FRIDAY, JANUARY 13, 2012
Who would want to be famous?

Fortune-tellers - who are never wrong, as you know - have begun the year with the usual barrage of predictions about politics, the economy and apocalyptic disasters, but of course we only want to hear what they're saying about celebrities.


The vast viewing public needs reassurance at this time of year that the coming 12 months will not be boring, and to discover what lies ahead for the stars, we naturally turn to astrology. You see Gemini, the Twins, glinting in the sky? They’re going to break up. Everybody does.
So when Arak “Pe” Supamornsiri and Kammanij “Pancake” Jamikorn announced their split recently, no one was surprised because the fortune-tellers called down doom on them long ago.
Now actors Chakrit Yamnarm and Wiritipa “Woosen” Pakdeeprason have been warned that their star signs are in conflict and there’s no point getting married in April. They’re foolishly going ahead with the wedding anyway.
Atichart “Aum” Chumnanont and Myria “Nat” Benedetti have been given a little more leeway in their romance. Everything will be cool for the couple, say the soothsayers, as long as they never get married!

Book-smart

Nattapol “Tai” Leeyawanich is starring in two different TV series – and he still wants to be an entrepreneur on the side.
Tai has invested Bt5 million in a coffeeshop near the Samyan Market called Too Fast to Sleep because it’ll be open round the clock. The d