Reveal lurid sex videos 

I was sleeping my way through this article when my attention was arrested by the line “The 35-page report alleges ...that Russian intelligence holds salacious videos involving Trump and prostitutes in Russia.”
So this is what all the pussy-footing around “unsubstantiated allegations” has been about on CNN?  Has Our Don been a naughty boy with ladies of the night on one or more visits to Russia?  And did the Russians get surreptitious videos of his antics? Given his demonstrated fondness for East European women (ex-wife Ivana is Czech, current wife Melania is Slovenian) and his general randy nature, this would not come as a surprise.
Will Our Don be engulfed in a sex scandal even before he’s inaugurated?  And will Donaldgate I be followed by a series of unsavoury Donaldgates II, III, and IV, up to CVXII?
I want to see those videos, and so do many of my mates among the scumry.  Perhaps they will give us evidence confirming or refuting Little Marco’s theory of a correlation between the size of El Donaldo’s hands and the size of something else.  We seniors of the scumry are thirsting to know.  Don’t tell us he was just interviewing the ladies for possible guest spots on “The Apprentice”.
Horace Beasley