What the PM should have said, in English

“Hello, I am honoured to be here this morning to talk about our plans to prevent future floods in my country.  This is a vital and serious topic that brought us together today. I believe each of you already received a copy of Japanese translation of my speech. If not, please contact the reception desk. If you prefer, an English version is also available on request.

“Please read and carefully study the details and you will find that they are the best plans under the current circumstances, something that will guarantee your investments and future growths in addition to job security for our workforce. I myself spent almost one week away from office going around the affected areas so that we know better how to direct flows of water out of harm’s way or collect it in safe reservoirs. Certain highways are to be elevated to stop floodwater going into your plants. High concrete walls are allowed to protect your factories. Weather forecasts will be more accurate. More manpower and more committees have also been set up to do work. Believe me, this is a win-win vision.

“The best part of it is that you pay nothing because Thai taxpayers wholeheartedly agreed to foot the accrued bills. If you have any further questions regarding the plans or better ideas, do not hesitate to contact me personally. Thank you and good luck. Hope to see you in the Land of Smiles.”

Surapon Vatanavigkit

Bangkok