Back up all allegations

I would really appreciate it if JC Wilcox could supply me with the title, date of publication and newspaper of the letter that I allegedly wrote calling for a cessation to vegetarianism, all religions and paedophilia. It sounds like an entertaining letter and I would love to read it. I also do not recall apologising for my writing, but I’ll let that one slide.

As the self-appointed Clarence Darrow of letter writers, I would think that JC would be self-sufficient enough to locate the information I have requested. Kind of like the farmer that he referred to in his last missive that could have just put a splint on his broken arm.

If the onus is on the writer, then you, JC, are in trouble with the letter referred to above. Your last one about how self-sufficient farmers are was also a bit bizarre. One of the reasons I didn’t address it was because I really didn’t know where to start.

In any event, I will wait for your next offering.

John Arnone

Bangkok