Mexican wall should be built with American bulldust
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There have been several questions raised lately about the Trumpster’s proposal to build a Great Mexican Wall. 1. Will it be a wall or a fence? 2. Will it be made of steel, stone, wood, cardboard, or paper? 3. What will be the cost?
O ye of little faith! I make the following suggestions: 1. Make it a wall. 2. Make it from the official National Substance of the United States: Bovine Fecal Matter (BFM), commonly known as bulldust. 3. It will cost nothing. We may not have enough bulldust to wall off the entire Mexican border now, but we will by the time Trump is finished.
Ye Olde Pedant
