And a dark horse in Russia

WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, 2018

I want to apply for this prize. I’m tired of being locked in the garage every time I express platonic affection for Yingluck or “Hot Yoey” or whoever and my wife throws a snit.

Please tell me how to apply. I love my wife, but since she has fearsome temper, I must disguise my identity.
Boris Heasley 
Moscow