Why I’m very eager to go vegan
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My interest was stimulated by Somsak Pola’s letter, and even more by the accompanying illustration featuring the abundant charms of the two well-endowed lasses.
Like Somsak, I am enthusiastic over PETA’s endorsement of beer in preference to milk. Unlike Somsak, I don’t scoff at the idea that vegans make better lovers. I don’t need to become a better lover, I’m perfect already. But if becoming a vegan will guarantee me access to well-endowed lasses, sign me up.
Horace Beasley
