Why I’m very eager to go vegan

SUNDAY, JUNE 17, 2018
Why I’m very eager to go vegan

My interest was stimulated by Somsak Pola’s letter, and even more by the accompanying illustration featuring the abundant charms of the two well-endowed lasses. 

Like Somsak, I am enthusiastic over PETA’s endorsement of beer in preference to milk. Unlike Somsak, I don’t scoff at the idea that vegans make better lovers. I don’t need to become a better lover, I’m perfect already. But if becoming a vegan will guarantee me access to well-endowed lasses, sign me up.
Horace Beasley