FRIDAY, March 29, 2024
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Caution: Slapping condoms on pigeons would trigger a religious backlash 

Caution: Slapping condoms on pigeons would trigger a religious backlash 

Re: “The rubber solution for Thailand’s pigeon, stray dog problems”, Have Your Say, yesterday.

I am pretty sure the Vatican would not be happy with yesterday’s letter by Condom Lover. The Roman Catholic Church teaches that God’s sperm was flown from Heaven to Earth by the Holy Ghost, this third-most sacred part of the Trinity, who at that moment in time was wearing the feathers of a pigeon. Should God need to send us his Son once again, how would he do it? 
Incidentally, the Church is very silent as to how the pigeon actually picked up and delivered this clump of divine seed. Beak? Claw?
A Bangkok Atheist 

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