Sexpats versus schools - there can be only one winner

While I am ordinarily an ardent admirer of Stephff’s cartoons, I was disappointed by his July 28 offering, which presents a somewhat unflattering portrayal of “sexpats”.  I am an unflinchingly proud member of this misnamed and much-maligned breed, although I hasten to assure the reader that any excesses I might be inclined to are rigorously suppressed by Draconian controls imposed by my beloved and ever-vigilant wife.

The government wants to ban the sale of alcohol near schools, lest innocent students should be tempted to imbibe. But there is a simple solution to this problem that will not infringe upon the God-given right of drinkers to enjoy an occasional tipple.  

Can’t they move the schools?

Horace Beasley