Never mind Trump and Fiorina, much less Jep Bush and all those other guys. Earlier I favoured Jep because he has a Thai name, even though they always misspell it. But now I’ve found a new hero and the ideal candidate for US president.
Yes! I watched the whole thing, from 5.10 to 10.10am, five hours of brainnumbing hot air, and to me it was Lindsey Graham in the “undercard” debate who was the star of both shows.
Lindsey won my heart and mind, and I’m sure those of millions of my fellow tipplers throughout the world when he revealed that his father owned a liquor store, a bar and a pool hall. It would have gotten better only if he had also owned a somtam stall. This revelation was followed by a proud proclamation of policy that could be his campaign slogan: “We’re going to drink more.”
Yes! Lindsey Graham, you Da Man!
Horace Beasley